EAT AND DRINK For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and drink lots of tequilla and also suffer fewer
heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
3. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine, eat lots of pasta with greasy
sauces and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
4. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
5. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of fat piroshkies, cabbage rolls and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
